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‘Medieval Times’ To Be a Movie You Also Would Only Go to for Someone’s Stupid Birthday or Something

True to Medieval Times’ innovative spirit of bringing a ren faire to a Boston Market, production companies Benderspink and Broken Road are now working toward bringing the entire novelty food-and-LARPing establishment to movie theaters.
Deadline reports they’ve teamed to make a rights deal with Medieval Times, aimed at “turning it into a feature film property.” Once some talent is attached, they plan on delivering it to studios as a package deal, a pre-determined platter of cinematic chicken and garlic bread, spare rib, and Pastry of the Castle.
The restaurant-cum-jousting-showcase has previously appeared in Garden State and The Cable Guy but, if you were wondering, did not appear in Black Knight. That was a knock-off middle ages-themed place Martin Lawrence worked at, before getting transported back in time to the actual middle ages. And while that may well end up being the plot of this film as well, that’s not yet undetermined, as the project does not yet have writer. Just 75 struggling performers at nine locations nationwide, all about to tragically learn that the résumé item “actor at Medieval Times” somehow can’t even get you a job acting in Medieval Times
Is Netflix a greedy corporation that is stealing from the American people? How would you argue against this?
Question by Lance: Is Netflix a greedy corporation that is stealing from the American people? How would you argue against this?
I like Netflix, but a friend of mine said “Screw netflix, theyre just another greedy corporation stealing from the american people. Lets see some job growth to accompany that 60% price hike. Oh thats right you dont need to, your an online company that doesnt need to answer to anyone as long as you keep your customer help line understaffed.”
I’m asking for advice on a good, intelligent response?
Best answer:
Answer by 2L2Q
letmewatchthis.ch
i dont need netflix for 90% of movies i like
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What would be a good name for a product that releases smells during a movie?
Question by Kenny: What would be a good name for a product that releases smells during a movie?
Our product is a machine that releases scents during movies. What is a creative name for this product? Best answer awarded to best name.
Best answer:
Answer by Melanie Shay
fart
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Liam Neeson Gets the Musical Treatment He Would Never Willfully Tolerate

From Jon and Al Kaplan, the guys behind Silence! The Musical, here’s the career of Liam Neeson embodied in a single song with Liam Neeson: The Musical. If Liam Neeson believed in anything as frivolous as harmonious sounds assembled into music, this is definitely what he’d listen to when working out.
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How would you compare yellow journalism celebrity coverage to what Hearst and Pulitzer’s done in the Past?
Question by : How would you compare yellow journalism celebrity coverage to what Hearst and Pulitzer’s done in the Past?
I’m trying to write is huge paper where I need to compare the yellow journalism of the Hearst and Pulitzer to how now yellow journalism is used with celebrity coverage. The similarities and differences. I’ve already researched Hearst and Pulitzer, but I don’t know how it’s similar.
Best answer:
Answer by Anti-Liberal
i would compare it with words.
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How would I say this in spanish? Please type it down like you would see in a book.?
Question by : How would I say this in spanish? Please type it down like you would see in a book.?
Phrase 1 – “I like to rent DVD’s from Netflix.”
Phrase 2 – “Spend time with friends by watching a Netflix DVD.”
Best answer:
Answer by Kendra
me gusta alquilar dvd ‘s de netflix
paso tiempo con amigos, viendo un dvd de netflix
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Where would i can go and download new released movies like I Am Love movie?
Question by Rawat: Where would i can go and download new released movies like I Am Love movie?
I want to know the best sites for downloading movies so can see them in a better way in my home computer
Best answer:
Answer by Bill
http://bit.ly/cOVUsu
try this site..loads of movies
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Disney Would Like More ‘Avengers’ Money This Labor Day Weekend, Please

Though it’s extremely questionable if The Avengers ever really left theaters in the first place, Disney-Marvel would still like everyone to know it’s “back in theaters for Labor Day Weekend,” the studio earlier today posting that message and the above photo of a hammy Thanos on their Facebook wall. See it again, for the first time through the lens of Captain America’s crippling depression?
‘Ninja Turtles’ Would Have Probably Been a Lot Like ‘Transformers’, but with Alien Turtles

With production on Ninja Turtles shut down indefinitely , Michael Bay’s vision of “tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable [turtle-like aliens]” may never reach screens. But if you’re wondering what it would have been like had it reached screens, a recent review of the last draft of the script–the one deemed too terrible for the director of Wrath of the Titans to even bother with–has revealed some insights into what was planned. Unsurprisingly, it sounds quite a bit like what was planned the last time Michael Bay based a movie on an old box of toys in your basement.
You can read the full review here, but in short, Ninja Turtles sounds a lot like Transformers, with all the fantastical toy-based stuff poorly-grounded to military jingoism and a central, ill-conceived teenage love story. Casey Jones is the LaBeouf-y star, a 18-year-old small town security guard and amateur hockey player who’s dating a presumably-supermodelesque, soon-to-be CBS intern named April O’Neal. The villainous Shredder, traditionally depicted in a samurai-like metal outfit, in this incarnation takes the form of an unmasked military colonel (as we learned from his Optimus Prime tweaks, Bay prides himself on breaking off his toys’ little metal mouthguards) named Schrader(!) and thusly, his clan of Foot Soldiers are now proper soldiers–though apparently still identified as “The Foot” for some reason. The turtles themselves, when they encounter Casey Jones and befriend him, still apparently physically resemble “our boys,” but “not in a way you’ve ever seen them,” whatever that means. Probably that at least one of “our boys” would be an offensive ethnic stereotype and/or have visible testicles.
The plot, meanwhile, sends the crew from this small town to New York City, and later to Dimension X, where a character identified as “TURTLE WARRIOR” informs the turtles that they are part of a whole race of turtle warriors, and also that they are also the chosen ones spoken of in The Prophecy (the radioactive ooze story of the Ninja Turtles was not convoluted enough, so now there’s a Prophecy too). Dialogue includes such self-aware, pop culture-acknowledging winks as a nod to Planet Earth, a reference to Reservoir Dogs, Raphael’s incredulous demand to know if he’s “a kid’s toy,” and a spoken-aloud description of the title characters as “Ninja. Mutant. Turtle. Teenagers.” It does not sound like a very good movie!
And thankfully, it remains not a movie at all, with development still said to be on hold until at least a better script is banged out. For now, Earth’s hope for edgy, funny, completely-lovable aliens rests solely on ALF’s shoulders.
(Thanks, KidBraggart.)
WB Would Like Wachowskis To Make Them a ‘Justice League’ Movie

If Ben Affleck won’t do it–and he won’t–then maybe the Wachowskis will make that Justice League movie.
That’s the latest rumor, at least, with Moviehole proposing that Warner Bros. has the creators of The Matrix at the top of their wish list to direct the long-planned ensemble superhero project. Word has it Warner is impressed with the way the Wachowskis handled the epic scale and bloated cast of Cloud Atlas, and I guess they’ve apparently also forgotten how much money they lost the last time they let the directing duo at some lurid, costumed characters. Anyway, like with the Ben Affleck rumor, this hiring is, for now, all in the minds of some studio executives, and with the Wachowskis already prepping their sci-fi epic about The Queen of the Universe, it seems less than likely it will come to pass. Still, though, it’s tempting to imagine what the two could do with the property… Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Hawkman, Wonder Woman: all Hanks.
