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Bale, Ledger, Hardy, Gordon-Levitt, Hathaway, and most of the rest of Nolan’s Bat-cast–right down to Anthony Michael Hall–reprise their Bat-roles, but now in high school, and in a ’90s comedy, in the skillfully-edited Gotham High. You will never be able to see The Dark Knight, nor half-watch 10 Things I Hate About You when it’s on cable, the same way again.
In the previous, extremely-Takeny trailer for Taken 2, loving father/murderer Liam Neeson grumbled, “Your mother is gonna be Taken,” both warning his daughter of coming danger and alerting audiences that this sure is a Taken movie. However, if you believe Liam Neeson’s re-worded monologue in this new international trailer, it seems we may have–are you ready for this?–a SECOND TAKENING to worry about. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but let’s just say, good luck Takening Liam Neeson, you stupid SOBs. (Liam Neeson is also getting Taken.)
Is there anyone who has seen this and not wanted Neeson to say “gonna be taken… too“? If the studio is screening this for test audiences, I bet that’s practically all they’re getting back on the comment cards, and maybe a couple “Liam Neeson should punch a hole in a dude’s gut and flog him with his own intestines.”
First ‘Taken 2′ Poster: Liam Neeson Just Going To Sit Around Scowling Until You Give Him Someone Else To Shoot
From Empire, here is a photo of Liam Neeson loitering about, pistol in hand, waiting for someone to show up so he can Taken them to death. Or maybe he just finished Takening someone, and now he’s reflecting on how awesomely he used his extremely specific skillset. Regardless, this is the first poster for Taken 2. It’s these quiet moments between Takens that really make it all worthwhile, you know?
On October 5th, Liam Neeson returns to his definitive role of Whoever Liam Neeson Was Playing in Taken (Assuming Someone Bothered Naming Him) for Taken 2. As we learned last month, director Olivier Megaton is ever-so-slightly altering the “Neeson fucking dudes up” formula this time, in that now, according to an upcoming trailer’s title card, “THEY’RE COMING FOR HIM.” Last time he came for them, but this time they’re coming for him! Get it? In my mind, that’s pretty much all you should need to know about Taken 2–let Liam Neeson surprise you a little with exactly how he fucks dudes up, y’know?–but for those that demand evidence of Neeson being awesome beforehand, EntertainmentWeekly has provided the first photos from the film below. They all appear correct.
Liam Neeson prepares to Taken a metalworker.
Liam Neeson yet again Takens a man to death.
Stop, or Liam Neeson will Taken.
This is the Two And A Half Men Theme Song. This song feats.Charlie Sheen(Charlie Harper),Jon Cryer(Alan Harper),and Angus T. Jones(Jake Harper Enjoy!