Posts Tagged ‘Stodden’

Dads do this. Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1′s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admitting they’re putting on a show or sticking to their plan of making Read More …

See what I did there? Posted by Photo Boy In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get Read More …

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy Read More …

While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the moment they were conceived over by the gourds. And not only is she never kicked Read More …

With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s reality show because apparently their marriage WASN’T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow – *throws stuffed animal across room, curses God* – all they need now is a network to pick up the pilot, so Read More …

Courtney Stodden found herself banned from Facebook recently when all she was trying to do is “compellingly connect” with her adoring fans and their love of rusty, airbrushed vans. Anyway, you’d just assume the issue might be she’s touting herself as an underage bride and posting provocative photos of herself, but fortunately her mom’s here Read More …

For those of you not exhaustively following the chronicles of Child Bride and The 51-Year-Old Actor Who Never Quite Made It, But Fuck Working at Walmart, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s Hail Mary actually worked and they’ve since landed a reality show deal with Merv Griffin Entertainment. In the meantime, here they are continuing Courtney’s Read More …