Posts Tagged ‘Politics’

Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Isn’t Politics Or Religion

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Posted by Photo Boy I’m not going to sit here and pretend it’s not great fun watching our commenters sling hate around in the name of that guy who died supposedly to teach us a lesson about not slinging hate around, so in the interest of that – and because what’s a great religious debate Read More …



Katy Perry’s Breasts Aren’t Politics Although They Do Sympathize With The French

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Outside of these bikini photos taken back in December, Katy Perry‘s cleavage has been kept under wraps since breaking things off with Russell Brand which left me concerned that maybe he got them in the divorce hence why he turned down $ 22 million of her money. Although, I could just be projecting my shitty skills Read More …



Baseball Politics, Taylor Lautner’s Gaping Maw, and More Things Now in Theaters

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New in theaters:

Moneyball
Director: Bennett Miller
Starring: Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, Robin Wright
Good if you want to see: an A-list leading man, funny-looking bespectacled sidekick, and mounds of third-act redemption–now with baseball instead of Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr.!
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Abduction
Director: John Singleton
Starring: Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Sigourney Weaver, Alfred Molina
Good if you want to see: Twilight Werewolf prove he can carry a film AND keep his jaw slack for the whole thing’s running length. Also, someone threatens, “”You wanna play with no rules, you better be careful whatcha let out da box,” because that’s a saying.
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Machine Gun Preacher
Director: Marc Forster
Starring: Gerard Butler, Michelle Monaghan, Michael Shannon
Good if you want to see: Gerard Butler use his “American” voice and, you know, machine guns, to save Sudan.
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Killer Elite
Director: Gary McKendry
Starring: Jason Statham, Clive Owen, and introducing Robert De Niro as Father Figure
Good if you want to see: KICK! KICK! BANG! BANG! CRASH! KICK! SLAM! BANG! KICK! KABOOM! PUNCH! PUNCH! KICK! KICK! BANG! BANG! KABLOOEY! STAB! BANG! STOMP! ELBOW! ELBOW! SLAM! KABOOSH! BUTT! BANG! KABLAMMO! BANG! PUNCH! ELBOW! UNF! UNF! KICK! STAB (scrotum)!
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Dolphin Tale
Director: Charles Martin Smith
Starring: Nathan Gamble, Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman, Kris Kristofferson, Dolphin
Good if you want to see: a dolphin learn to swim with a prosthetic tail, as if that means shit to those of us who grew up with a goddamn TALKING dolphin on SeaQuest: DSV.
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Pearl Jam Twenty
Director: Cameron Crowe
Starring: Pearl Jam
Good if you want to see: The Story of Pearl Jam, so that you may pass this on to your children, and their children, when they ask why there are all these old photos of you in an unbuttoned flannel.
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And in limited release…

Puncture (limited)
Director: Adam Kassen, Mark Kassen
Starring: Chris Evans, Mark Kassen, Vinessa Shaw
Good if you want to see: Chris Evans as a drug-addicted lawyer taking on big health care, because Captain America taught us, Evans only does anything of any real value after a few chemical injections and a shirtless scene.
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Thunder Soul (limited)
Director: Mark Landsman
Good if you want to see: the Kashmere Stage Band, a high school band that turned heads in the ’70s for their funk compositions, reuniting 35 years later to honor their now 92-year-old band teacher. It will make you jealous your band teacher only taught you Gary Glitter’s Rock & Roll, Part 1.
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