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A Most Wanted Man — $0.4M

The late Philip Seymour Hoffman gives his final screen performance in this taut yet labyrinthine adaptation of John le Carré’s 2008 spy novel. In the years immediately following 9/11, Gunter Bachmann (Hoffman) is a counterterrorist expert based in Hamburg who operates as a rogue agent, independently of the Grenzschutzgruppe 9 der Bundespolizei (GSG-9). He specializes in bringing down jihadists, and as the story opens, he begins to fixate on a Chechen immigrant named Issa Karpov (Grigoriy Dobrygin), newly… [more]

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.20

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet because sometimes this site makes fun of celebrities instead of talking about nerd shit for an entire morning. (I’m as shocked as you are.) So enjoy all of that while I sit around refreshing Comic-Con updates because how fun can women’s vaginas be? No, seriously, I’m asking. Tell me everything.

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.19

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it’s Friday in the middle of July. So here’s your commentical goodness for the week excluding any What the hell’s up with Britney Spears‘ face? gems which I’ve been shoving into that post like so many Furnch Fries. You can practically hear her giggle if her face was capable of moving. Aren’t there laws against Botoxing the retarded? Because there should be laws against Botoxing the retarded. Get me Washington.

The 54 Most Iconic Moments In Five Years Of “Watch What Happens Live”

Happy anniversary to the late-night talk show of our dreams.

The time Lea Michele found out that a guy paid $ 300 for a lock of her hair on eBay.

The time Lea Michele found out that a guy paid $  300 for a lock of her hair on eBay.

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When Oprah proclaimed the word “breasteses!” in the clubhouse.

When Oprah proclaimed the word "breasteses!" in the clubhouse.

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.18

Welcome to a mammoth-sized installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which combines the best of this week and last for an experience that lasts way longer than me in the sack, so there’s a chance it might even give a woman an orgasm if the female orgasm was real and not something I keep buying treasure maps to find while repeatedly forgetting cartographers don’t work in crayon. Or finger paints. But enough about the past 20 years of my life, you kids have fun.

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.16

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, once again, you people fucking brought it. And I’m not just saying that because of the Star Wars quote. Entirely. However, on a serious note, there were a remarkable amount of Hillary Clinton jokes to choose from which bodes well for her presidency. It’s time we got back to laughing at the Kabuki theater of politics that fucks everyone but the rich in the ass instead of going, “OHMYGOD A BLACK GUY!” The future looks bright. Anyway, a quick honorable mention to almost every single comment on this Khloe Kardashian thread (I couldn’t even decide, so I didn’t!), and now on to this week’s Long One™:

Selena Gomez Lingerie

‘Dear Justin,

If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I’ve been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885, working as a prostitute in the Lucky Cowpoke Saloon (see attached photo). I have become very adept at giving tugjobs to miners and cowhands.

Please do not attempt to rebuild the time machine and drag me back to listen to your shitty music. This life is better.’

Said JimBB on The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

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Giant Size The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 4.14

Thanks to the holiday weekend, last week was shorter than usual, so we didn’t have quite enough comments to justify a Most Important People on The Internet. Fortunately, not only did I hold onto them, but you beautiful bitches brought it this week, so we have a goddamn goldmine of horrible comments that will make D-Day look like a box social. And if you think that’s an offensive thing to say, those soldiers destroyed that poor beach’s self-esteem. Just destroyed it. It’s never been able to have a stable relationship since, and I heard sometimes it even cuts itself. Cutting! I hope stopping Hitler was important, jerks.

The 21 Most Feminist Things Shailene Woodley Has Ever Said

Says she’s not a feminist; talks about patriarchy on the reg.

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Since Shailene Woodley said she isn't a feminist in early May, there's been a hubbub. The star of Divergent and The Fault in Our Stars took some flak when she said she believes in “sisterhood more than feminism,” and she held her position on the term “feminist” in the Daily Beast, saying, “I know how I feel and I don't need to call myself a 'feminist' or 'not a feminist' because I know what my truth is.” At a moment when a certain brand of disingenuous feminism is praised to an entirely disproportionate degree (Who run the world? STILL WHITE MEN, BEYONCÉ), maybe it's more important to pay attention to what Woodley is actually saying about women and the world than to whether she self-identifies as a feminist.

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“For me, one of the things that I'm so passionate about in life is empowering young girls to reconnect with their own power. There's this trend in society where, up until The Hunger Games, which was one of the first young adult series that did this, it was always the damsel in distress, or the girl having to change herself for love…there are a lot of movies where someone falls in love with someone else based purely on attraction, and there's no depth, and no conversation. It just feeds the fire of materialism, and feeds the fire of make up, and false attire, and whatnot. The one thing I really loved about Divergent is that Tris is a heroine and fights for what she believes in, is passionate about it, and is willing to risk her life for the greater good of humanity, but also, the relationship between her and Theo. I feel very proud to be a part of a franchise that doesn't exploit young love, and doesn't exploit what that means, and really treats it tenderly. They're more partners than they are lovers, and for me, that's what I want in my life.”
— The Daily Beast


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23 Reasons Why Siva Kaneswaran’s Face Is The Most Perfect Face In The History Of Faces

He’s the reason faces were invented.

This is Siva Kanaswaran. Siva is a singer and songwriter from the British band The Wanted. But most importantly, he's the owner of this fine, perfect, beautiful face that puts all other faces to shame.

This is Siva Kanaswaran. Siva is a singer and songwriter from the British band The Wanted. But most importantly, he's the owner of this fine, perfect, beautiful face that puts all other faces to shame.

Larry Busacca / Getty Images For Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

His face and eyebrows and nose and lips and teeth and skin basically belong in a museum of perfection.

His face and eyebrows and nose and lips and teeth and skin basically belong in a museum of perfection.

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His skin is so smooth, I can basically see myself in its beautiful reflection.

His skin is so smooth, I can basically see myself in its beautiful reflection.

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His jaw is so strong, it could literally break a boulder in half while simultaneously chopping down a 100-year old tree.

His jaw is so strong, it could literally break a boulder in half while simultaneously chopping down a 100-year old tree.

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.13

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People On The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend, and because Photo Boy and I are catching X-Men: Days of Future Past, so look for the usual novel-length review later today. But before I get myself gussied up, here’s this week’s Special Place comment that’s a load of nepotism all over your face:

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I like to believe this was Photo Boy’s way of proposing to me now that gay marriage is legal in our state. *wipes tear* Bastard knows the way to my heart… (The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.19.14)

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