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On today’s episode of Michael Biehn’s Tales of the Post-Apocalypse, Michael Biehn (Terminator, Aliens) has run out of patience and also run out of budget, forcing Michael Biehn to make today’s episode an anger-filled bottle episode. Basically, this means it does not have a lot of location changes, but it does have plenty of shouting among Milo Ventimiglia, Rosanna Arquette, and whoever else wants to argue with Michael Biehn’s methods of running Michael Biehn’s bomb shelter. How many times does Michael Biehn have to remind these people whose post-apocalypse this is?

Okay, fine. Sadly, there is still no such thing as Michael Biehn’s Tales of the Post-Apocalypse. But thanks to this trailer for Xavier Gens’s post-apocalyptic bomb shelter thriller, The Divide, we can at least all pretend for the duration of this preview. Just like Michael Biehn surely did.

Next week: Michael Biehn addresses concerns about his housemates shoving razor blades under his nails, and Milo eats Rosanna’s canned ham.

Question by ιυсчемма™ ♥ міснаеι јаскѕои ♥: How do you feel when Justin Bieber gets compared to Michael Jackson?
As an obvious fan, I get deeply offended. When Justin Bieber has 45 years of being on top, then they can come back to me. He’ll be forgotten in a year or two, sorry if any of you are ‘Beliebers’ but, yeah. It’s disgusting that anyone can just come along and be compared to him… Next it will be, who’s better, Willow Smith or Madonna? Lmfao.

What do you think? Thanks.

Best answer:

Answer by fatou411
rEALLY FAKE THEY ARE NOTHING ALIKE michael is a legend beiber didnt even do much to deserve that

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“Now there’s a vagina I’d like to kick. In the vagina…” When Michael Lohan was arrested last night, it was reported that he attempted to jump out his hotel window only to land in a tree. Turns out it’s way more hilarious than that, mainly because he was shit-faced drunk and high on who knows Read More …

Question by Julian Lugod: Do you think the creators, Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, could top Avatar: The Last Airbender?
With Avatar: Legend of Korra coming in Late 2010/ Early 2011, do you think the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender, could better the brilliant show with this anticipating sequel?

Best answer:

Answer by ℓємσηƨ彡
No. Spin-offs/Sequels always stink. Just look at Yu-Gi-Oh GX. The only successful spin-off/sequel show was Frasier.

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Steven Soderbergh’s long talked-about retirement plans may or may not be happening, but if he does decide to stop making films, at least he can go out knowing he’s worked with pretty much every working actor Hollywood has. The Ocean’s series and the recent, surprisingly-large cast of Contagion covered a lot of ground on that front, and now the director’s newest, Haywire, adds to that credits with Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Michael Douglas, Antonio Banderas, Channing Tatum, Michael Angarano, and Bill Paxton. None of them are the stars of this film, though. The star of this film is Gina Carano, a mixed martial arts fighter referred to as “The Face of Women’s MMA,” due to her being the MMA fighter you’d feel most comfortable masturbating to. She plays the classic action archetype of a highly-trained special op out for revenge against those who double-crossed her, and she seriously makes Angelina Jolie look like a jerk for even trying to do this kind of thing. Have a trailer:

nbc.com Michael Grimm, 30 ~ America’s Got Talent 2010, auditions LA. Celebrity Howie Mandel joins the judging panel as they travel to Los Angeles, California, where an array of hopeful stars, including singers, dancers, comics, and other talented individuals hope to win America’s heart and the grand prize. ©NBC Universal, Inc. SYCO TV & FremantleMedia North America, Inc.

Where have I seen this pose before…
GQ.com just published “Blow-Up: An Oral History of Michael Bay, the Most Explosive Director of All Time” today which chronicles the work of the infamous pyromaniac disguised as a director. They’ve also made available outtakes including the first time Michael Bay met Rosie Huntington-Whiteley before being forced to give Read More …

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New movies you can see!

Super 8
Director: J.J. Abrams
Starring: Joel Courtney, Kyle Chandler, Elle Fanning, Train Alien
Good if you want to see: a Steven Spielberg-esque ’70s film transplanted to modern theaters by J.J. Abrams. Sadly, Richard Dreyfuss did not survive the time travel procedure.

Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Director: John Schultz
Starring: Jordana Beatty, Heather Graham
Good if you want to see: the children’s book character brought to screens and Heather Graham allowed to keep her shirt on… for now.

And, in limited release:

The Trip (limited)
Director: Michael Winterbottom
Starring: Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon
Good if you want to see: a Tristram Shandy reunion and, hand down, the best Ray Winstone impression committed to film.

Troll Hunter (limited)
Director: André Øvredal
Starring: Otto Jespersen, Robert Stoltenberg, Knut Nærum
Good if you want to see: Norwegian film students on a hunt for trolls. Hint: try a Cracker Barrel gift shop circa 1992.

Bride Flight (limited)
Director: Ben Sombogaart
Starring: Elise Schaap, Petra Laseur, Karina Smulders
Good if you want to see: I’m not sure. I’m still digesting that this isn’t a dating-on-a-plane Fox reality show or a straight-to-video sequel to Runaway Bride.

Viva Riva! (limited)
Director: Djo Munga
Starring: Patsha Bay, Manie Malone, Diplome Amekindra
Good if you want to see: a gangster film from the Democratic Republic of Congo, because admit it, you’ve never seen a gangster film from the Democratic Republic of Congo, and what you’re imagining it being is racist.

One Lucky Elephant (limited)
Director: Lisa Leeman
Good if you want to see: a documentary about an elephant raised to be a performer but no longer happy with its life, leading circus producer David Balding to attempt to retire the creature and reunite it with other elephants. But we all know how that turns out.

Road to Nowhere (limited)
Director: Monte Hellman
Starring: Tygh Runyan, Shannyn Sossamon, Dominique Swain
Good if you want to see: a twisted tale of deception, murder, suicide, and a confusing mix of reality versus fiction. But if you get too confused, you can always just stare at Shannyn Sossamon’s head, right?