Posts Tagged ‘important’

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.19

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, as a change of pace, I’m going to nominate Photo Boy for this Chris Tucker pic that needs no caption. I wept. And for a complete non-change of pace, I gave the top spot to the nerdiest fucking comment because it Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.18

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or as its spoken of in hushed whispers in the Playboy Grotto, The Biggest Swinging Dicks Dick-Swingest Dick Swing Fest. True story. Anyway, we’ve got another impressive showing this week, but I just want to point everyone towards this Katherine Heigl thread Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.17

Welcome to the Memorial Day Weekend edition of The Most Important People on The Internet which, again, is probably one the best assortments we’ve had in a while, so I’m going to get right out of its way and return to the couch our troops so bravely fought and died for me to lay on. Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.13

Jon Hamm Sesame Street Tallulah Willis Coachella Rachel Bilson Bikini Amanda Bynes Ducklips NYC Alessandra Ambrosio Drunk Coachella Hilary Duff Coachella Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the letters J, H and 23-inch P. On that note, I spent way too much time debating whether the Axl Rose or Lara Flynn Boyle comment deserved the coveted final spot, so I’d like to blame Disney for Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.8

Axl Rose Double Chin Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Break Up Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Steven Tyler Joe Perry Thin Moustache John Varvatos 10th Annual Stuart House Benefit Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little break last week because if you haven’t figured out by now, this thing’s entirely fueled by The Crap We Missed, Photo Boy’s daily round-up of random celebrity schadenfreuded that’s mostly a thinly-veiled excuse to post Prince Charles pictures. Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.7

JWoww Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan Jennifer Lawrence Kim Kardashian, Molly Sims Gwyneth Paltrow Jessica Chastain Amanda Seyfried

Welcome The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly cavalcade of horrible comments brought to you by the letter “S” as in scars and “G” for GOOP. And speaking of GOOP, a special shout-out to Frederick Buddha who did yeoman’s work on the Gywneth Paltrow does cocoon yoga post which I highly suggest scoping Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.3

Chris Brown Jesus Painting Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation New Tattoo New Lawyer Mark Heller Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE Sharon Stone Al Pacino Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park Brooke Hogan Bikini Hulk Hogan

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Jesus And The Amazing Homoerotic Pube Bone, so it really needs no introduction, Which is why I’m going to completely get out of the way and let you dive right into this impressive amount of random because, seriously, Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.2

Justin Bieber Butt Crack Twitter Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park President Obama Bill Clinton Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Twitter Russell Brand Holding Baby John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, for those of you just tuning in, is a spotlight on the ridiculous comments that somehow managed to bring a chuckle to my jaded, impenetrable heart. It’s also a remarkably effective way of helping the government compile a list of online Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.1

Amanda Bynes Cheek Piercing Tumblr Sarah Hyland 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere Noah Cyrus Pale Face Hooker Dress 13th Birthday Party Jessica Chastain 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Jeremy Renner Sunglasses Film Independent Filmmaker Grant And Spirit Awards Nominees Brunch Meredith Vieira

Welcome to the triumphant, jam-packed return of The Most Important People on The Internet and while this week’s installment is extra-loaded, it’s not because I included comments from the week from hell, but because at least 20 of these were from Monday. 20. So a special thanks to you little deviants for being the Viagra Read More …

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.52

Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper Jessica Simpson Bridesmaid Zach Braff CaCee Cobb Donald Faison Wedding Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe President Obama Spider-Man Costume Kid Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway Miley Cyrus Midriff Leather Pants VH1 Divas Britney Spears Cleavage Crazy Faces X Factor Finale

Welcome to 2012′s final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn’t you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up on Read More …