Posts Tagged ‘crap’

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, an important day for us, where we learn that Leonardo DiCaprio‘s vaginotizing abilities may be hereditary. We’ve also got a shot of Ewan McGregor on the set of Happy Ending: The True Story of How I Got John Travolta To Pay Off My Mortgage, Geena Davis and Michelle Read More …

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a ton of paparazzi celebrity coverage and water it all down to the douchiest of canoes for you to point and laugh at. So today’s ego boosters include John Goodman cropdusting the loading zone at LAX, Justin Bieber and his boys on a Tic-Tac run Read More …

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression Read More …

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, where you’re going to notice a few tweaks in its format. First, we’re ditching the random boobs. Well, mostly. Second, we’re going for more of a ‘Best Of’ approach by giving you only what we thought were the most comment-worthy shots. You guys constantly deliver gold and it’s Read More …

Well, here we are folks, at the end of another week of you tolerating my rambling efforts at subbing for Fish. Thank you for that. I wish I could express it with a respectable bikini photo set, but I couldn’t find one, so I did the next best thing which is the exact opposite of Read More …

I’m sure you guys have gathered that I’m filling in for Fish while he’s “whistlin’ dixie” or whatever the southern phrase is for discreetly checking out boardshort bulges from behind aviators. Something about bumps on a log? I don’t know, I went to college. Anyway, there won’t be any genuine The Crap We Missed posts Read More …

Welcome to another robust Monday’s The Crap We Missed that draws from a weekend full of events like the GLAAD Media Awards up there where not only did Jennifer Lawrence fulfill Section 3: Clause 16b of her contract, but also out on the red carpet Eric Dane shat himself while Chris Evans died of cancer. Read More …

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the Read More …

“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto Read More …

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which survived another hack attack because boobs always triumph over not putting boobs on the Internet. That said, I wouldn’t fault anyone for lighting our server on fire because of the Mama June photo. It is certainly not beautimous, nor the breasts you’re looking for and might actually Read More …