Posts Tagged ‘crap’

Holy Crap! This Is Epic! You’ll Never Need Another Cooler Again!

First thing first, this is the Coolest! Literally!

Want a cooler that’s so much more cooler than a normal cooler? Then do we have the cooler for you!

SRSLY! This cooler has an 18k battery, a bluetooth speaker, a USB charger, an LED light, a gear tie down…

(taking a breath)

…a cool divider/cutting …

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.3.14

Alright everybody, it’s your last The Crap We Missed before we celebrate America’s birthday by passing out drunk on top of the grill before the escorts even get there. What, you don’t like to barbeque? So, I managed to put together another hearty selection of essentially innocent celebrity candids for us all to project shameful, humiliating and albeit completely untrue scenarios onto. Yay, Internets! With that in mind, here’s back-to-back Kelly Brook shots that I almost felt guilty about until I remembered my soul died circa 1993, Lily Allen‘s stomach because see previous and the inevitable outcome of all that Jersey Shore bullshit that we waited patiently for.

They actually look so depressed they might kill themselves! Happy Fourth of July Everyone!!

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which clearly indicates her husband’s penchant for paying to jerk people off. *uses Bachelor’s degree to wipe Manwich off face* So until then, please enjoy shiny new lesbian Ireland Baldwin in a bikini and the rest of the pictures that you’re now voraciously clicking through after following that link straight into an FBI database.

/r/CondomsAndZima,

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I’m in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We’ve also got Justin Bieber and the Ghost of Douchemas Future, Donnie Wahlberg‘s petrified stare as the realization that no, those titties weren’t worth it after all finally sets in, and Brooke Mueller dragging the hellspawn through LAX, so if you needed a diversion, Al Qaeda, security will never be more tied up than right now.

List? You really think we weren’t on some type of list already? HA! You guys..

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.

You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.19.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features the bromance that’s reportedly sent Jonah Hill spiraling into a froyo binge from which only Leo’s arms can save him. This gallery also has probably the highest concentration of butt photos ever compiled in a TCWM unless you count every single one I’ve ever made before today.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but go ahead and keep filling it with ass shots,” is something I believe Lincoln once said to the troops,

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed starring Alec Baldwin‘s pantless young wife up there who’s Instagram I just discovered today and holy shit is that thing a goldmine. I will never understand that man’s level of rage since he basically has a bendy straw with a vagina doing goddamned splits all over his apartment all the time. Although, I’m now going to link to his daughter’s buttcheek as well as Paz de la Huerta continuing to make his beloved city a wasteland of drunken daytime prostitution, so there is that…

And nevermind, I’m back to not getting this guy at all again,

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. He wins. We’ve also got a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction (Well almost, that’s why she’s in here.), Miley Cyrus topless (Again, tossed in here because no labia.), and Kate Walsh, because in every picture of her, there’s always her boyfriend in the background saying “Oh jesus, I didn’t think anything could be worse than working in sales but if I have to go down on that one more time…” with his eyes.

I tossed a treat in at the end for you guys, yep there’s the door, I see it, I’m going,

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which looks like it’s about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It’s also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum‘s penis finally crack (Clean up, aisle Superficial Editorial Dept.), but Richard Grieco got to make an legitimate red carpet appearance without anyone handing him their car keys. It was a special day for everyone.

Except Andy Dick‘s daughter. I’d hate to be in high school with Andy Dick‘s daughter right now,

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