Posts Tagged ‘Bikini’

Andrea Calle in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.29.14

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Here’s Andrea Calle, whose bio says she has something to do with MMA, so I’m kind of confused as to why she’s not pretending to work out. I’m also starting to realize that posting shots of a model walking around Miami Beach in her bikini is equivalent to me posting pics of yellow cabs driving around Manhattan or pics of John Travolta (like the one embedded below – I CAN’T STOP MYSELF, I’M SICK!!) looking like a ventriloquist’s gay vampire doll, but how else would you guys fantasize about turning these women down for perceived facial flaws and a modicum of body fat? Glad we’re all on the same page here.

John Travolta Gay Vampire Ventriloquist Doll

I went to counseling, yes, but all the inkblots look like Prince Charles to me. It’s over for me, I’m ruined.

Photo: Splash News

Casey Batchelor in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.28.14

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It’s vacation mode TCWM time, so here goes another round of random shitty show star/model person, Casey Batchelor, in a bikini, because Fish is a selfish bastard who doesn’t care if I get to know what Constantine Maroulis might have worn to a D-level red carpet event this weekend.

It could have been fingerless gloves and a studded denim vest, you prick! HOPE YOU’RE HAVING FUN!!

Photo: Fame/Flynet

Lauren Stoner in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Friday 4.25.14

Alright guys, Fish is officially south of the Mason-Dixon line by now, which if you’re a regular reader, you know means he will be terrified for the next week I’m steering the tit-ship solo for a while. That doesn’t leave me enough time to put together the usual end-of-day compilation of butts and derpfaces, so you get random models who are probably pretty good with a bucket of soapy water and some Turtle Wax. (There are exactly two things I currently and will ever know about Lauren Stoner: 1.) She has a butt/wears a bikini. 2.) She is/was dating Michael Bay.)

Expect this high level of journalistic commitment to random boob loosely associated with Hollywood people to continue for the next week,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

Charlize Theron Dons A Bikini For Miami Photo shot

Charlize Theron donned a metallic bikini and other fashionable swim attire for a photo shoot in sunny Florida on Wednesday, March 19. Theron wore a silver bi…

Michelle Lewin in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 2.20.14

Today’s The Crap We Missed is just a giant gallery of Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin, or “The Female Jennifer Nicole Lee,” as I’m calling her. They’re practically the same person, right down to the “Bikini string knots, how do they work?” move, but without the feverish anticipation menacing dread that a penis could spring out at any moment. I could have left you guys hanging, but I feel I hooked it up. It’s like I’m maturing…could it soon be time for me to graduate to Young Man of Photography? Teen Pic Wonder?

Nevermind, that last one sounded like a German site on “the deep web,”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

Katie Holmes vs. Jennifer Aniston — FINAL BIKINI WAR OF 2013

Katie Holmes vs. Jennifer Aniston — FINAL BIKINI WAR OF 2013
JENNIFER ANISTON!!!! Katie was out in Miami, flaunting her post-Tom Cruise physique in a hot pink 2-piece. Jennifer is still in Cabo … hangin' out with her man Justin Theroux. 1231-jennifer-anniston-Splash Two hot bodies — but there can only be one …
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OFFBEAT: Reader asks about Marlo Thomas and Jennifer Aniston
"During the holidays, actress Jennifer Aniston appeared in a number of commercial advertisements helping promote the good great cause of St. Jude's Hospital. This got us to wondering if maybe she might be somehow related to actress Marlo Thomas who …
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Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, & Cameron Diaz Want to Star in a Comedy
RadarOnline.com reports that Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and Cameron Diaz are looking for a comedy script that would unite the three actresses and "give them all meaty roles." Bullock is the mutual friend link between the trio. "Although there …
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Rihanna’s In A Bikini, It’s A MLK Day Miracle!

Here are new bikini shots of Rihanna that just came in, and you have no idea how much of miracle that is because let me let you in on a harsh truth about the paparazzi: They hardly ever take bikini pics of black celebrities. For every eight billion sets of white women (and, okay, Brazilians with giant asses) there’s one set of a black woman. Which is a shame, but Dr. Martin Luther King preached equality and therefore a love of titties of all colors, so he’d probably say maybe work a little harder but wouldn’t sweat you about it. Anyway, Photo Boy and I will be back tomorrow, so Happy MLK Day, and I’m not just saying that because Cuba Gooding Jr. has my family. Although if you happen to be near him, maybe show him this post. No reason.

- The Superficial

Adding… This Richard Sherman business is some racist horseshit, and you know it.

Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI

Kim Kardashian Shows Off-Post Baby Bikini Body

She received a bunch of criticism for gaining weight during her pregnancy, and now Kim Kardashian is getting the last laugh with a smoking hot post-baby body.

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” babe is featured on the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly, having lost 56 pounds since baby North West was born.

An insider revealed, “Kim feels confident again. She worked really hard and is so motivated to stay fit.”

“She’s hit her goal weight but wants to drop to a size 0. Apparently she’s eating just 1,000 calories a day and drinking herbal teas in a bid to shed the weight. She also wakes up for daily 5am workouts and often does another hour in the afternoon.”

Another source added, “She’s got a trainer on tour with her and Kanye and a chef to keep her meals carb free. With the exception of some cheat days, because she is realistic now, she sticks with it!”

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Bikini Line on “Ellen”

Making the media rounds to promote her new flick “Thanks For Sharing,” Gwyneth Paltrow dropped by “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” to chat about tidying up her lady nest.

Referring to a previous visit during which Paltrow confessed she had to shave her nether region in order to wear a sheer dress, Ellen asked, “Did you get a lot of flak for that?”

The “Shallow Hal” hottie explained, “You know, normally I don’t read stuff at all, but apparently this was in, like, a lot of newspapers.”

“My brother-in-law, I knew it had permeated when my brother-in-law said to me like, ‘I hope you’re not going to bring back big bush.’ Thanks, Al. Thanks for your support.”

DeGeneres then inquired as to whether or not Gwyn was currently sporting an unkempt hoo-hah. Paltrow replied, “Let’s not say I am and let’s not say I’m not. Are we going to talk about my pubic hair every time I come on this show?”

Jennifer Aniston Sensuous Bikini Body

Jennifer Aniston continues to look like a million bucks in her bikinis, caught this time at Cabo in California. We are also not exactly sure why they keep pu…