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Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Are Back ON! The Pair Was Spotted Leaving A Hollywood Hotspot Together!
We were suspicious of a reunion after a newly uploaded Instagram pic surfaced…
But THIS totally confirms it!
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran are definitely a couple again, as paparazzi spotted them leaving Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood early Wednesday morning.
Presumably sober, Breezy got into the drivers seat, as Miz Tran …
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. He wins. We’ve also got a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction (Well almost, that’s why she’s in here.), Miley Cyrus topless (Again, tossed in here because no labia.), and Kate Walsh, because in every picture of her, there’s always her boyfriend in the background saying “Oh jesus, I didn’t think anything could be worse than working in sales but if I have to go down on that one more time…” with his eyes.
I tossed a treat in at the end for you guys, yep there’s the door, I see it, I’m going,
- Photo Boy
No professional stylist needed!
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“You're going to take the top 2/3 of your hair and pin it out of the way.”
“I'm going to take a small portion of hair and curl it away from my face.”
“I'm going to basically curl it around my hand and pin it up.”
As was woefully foretold a year ago, Grumpy Cat will become even more the Tommy Lee Jones of cats by beginning an acting career. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the visibly morose pet is set to star in her own Lifetime movie, Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever.
Unlike most Lifetime movies, she will not wear that frown because her once-perfect cat-husband is trying to kill her or anything. For the film, Lifetime’s original movies vice president Arturo Interian has crafted an uncharacteristically lighthearted tale reportedly based on a terrible idea his teenage daughters had. Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever will see Grumpy Cat as a pet store cat–neglected and unwanted by customers who don’t realize they could get a fucking book and a movie deal out of the animal–who can talk exclusively to a 12-year-old girl. For unknown reasons, Interian describes this concept as “a little Home Alone and a little Die Hard.” Cat and girl are going to violently defend the pet store from criminals, apparently.
Naturally, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties director Tim Hill will co-write the project, which it’s said will also feature cameos from other internet memes. So as a cat becomes a Lifetime Original Movie star, perhaps so too will Tay Zonday show up to debut a new Christmas standard with “Chocolate Snow.” Merry Christmas, everyone!
Who could boo this face?!
***** This post excludes Gosling's trip to Cannes in 2002 for two reasons:
1. He wore a camouflage baseball hat for an entire day of press.
2. His costar and romantic relationship at the time was Sandra Bullock.
If you're REALLY that curious about those dark days, you can take a look here. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Now, onto happier times…
2011: Blue Valentine
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I don’t know why they’re trying to draw people in with novelty crystal ware. Never worked for my grandma, no matter how much she bought and told us about.