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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing Read More …

Having a little fun with his loyal Twitter followers, Lil Wayne made it sound like he got engaged on Valentine’s Day.

The “Mirror” rapper set rumors flying yesterday afternoon when he tweeted, “She said yes!” in regards to his girlfriend Dhea.

Things aren’t always what they seem, however, and after getting wind of some of the chatter, Wayne sent out a new message on Wednesday morning (February 15) to clarify things.

“Ohhhhhhh now I see why! I meant ‘she said yes’ to being my valentine!!! Hahahahahah! Ya’ll krazy!”

Look, Hollywood, we’re all just trying to have a nice, relaxing Friday, alright? No need to do anything crazy like remake a Hitchcock classic or someth–oh, never mind, you’re already remaking Rebecca:

DreamWorks and Working Title Films are embarking on a feature remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic mystery “Rebecca,” that will be written by “Eastern Promises” scribe Steven Knight, who will go back to the original book by Daphne DuMaurier.
Story follows a naive young woman who marries a rich widower and settles in his gigantic mansion, only to find that the memory of the first wife maintains a grip on her husband and the servants.

As much as I would like try to get to the business of DreamWorks being Steven Knight’s Mrs. Danvers, malevolently convincing the screenwriter it’s a good idea to dig out Rebecca‘s old clothes and wear them for us as if the associated memories won’t make us furious, I don’t even have the energy for that. All I can get out is the saddened head shake of a disappointed father who doesn’t know quite where he went wrong. Look, I’m sorry I caught the last half of Disturbia on TV. Is that why you’re doing this?

After finding out that no less than four dudes might’ve put a baby in Snooki, apparently last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene (after the jump) where America’s favorite Ewok Slam Pig just literally starts peeing all over the dance floor of a club before going to the lady’s room and spraying her Read More …

It’s a scenario familiar to anyone who is Taylor Lautner in Abduction: it turns out your dad is a spy, Sigourney Weaver is somehow involved, and now every other shot of you involves a mobile phone and a dumbfounded expression. But this time there’s a different ripped torso at the center of the plot: Henry Cavill, the man who will soon be Superman. And as this trailer’s titles ominously warn us, “in the fight to save his family, INSTINCT IS HIS ONLY WEAPON.” So this gun Superman keeps waving around doesn’t count then?

Briefcase MacGuffin! Pistols! Running! Confused protagonist insisting shadowy characters tell him who they are and why this is happening! What a Thriller, guys!

Is Justin Bieber heading into a Rap Career? By: Ralph G.

3 years ago I sang WITH YOU by Chris Brown in my living room. Since then thanks to the help of the fans we have been on an incredible journey. Thank you because we are just getting started. NEVER SAY NEVER. Look At Me Now! -Justin

“Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given, Vanessa Paradis trying to distract from her face in the worst way possible, Claire Danes getting banged by an Iron Read More …