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‘Ghostbusters’, ‘Forrest Gump’ Headed Back to Theaters

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One of the most influential comedies of all time, and an equally-influential film in the field of novelty chain restaurants, are both headed back to theaters. In celebration of its 30th anniversary, Ghostbusters will return to 700 screens August 29 with a version restored and remastered in 4K. Meanwhile, for the 20th anniversary of Forrest Gump, that film too will get a re-release. Starting September 5, you can see that exclusively on IMAX, the only screens large enough to contain a visual metaphor as powerful as a CGI feather. Those buttocks are really gonna fill the screens.

Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart Break Up

That story and more in today’s gossip roundup!

Casper Smart is going the way of Chris Judd — aka dumped by Jennifer Lopez. They were together for 2.5 years. Is it the curse of being featured in a music video or just bad luck? We may never know.

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Melanie Griffith filed for divorce from Antonio Banderas after 18 years of marriage.

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La Toya Jackson is engaged to her boyfriend (and business manager!) Jeffre Phillips.

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Chris Brown had an “I'm Out Of Jail” party that Big Sean, T-Pain, Amber Rose, and others attended.

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Tom Cruise’s movie roles

From ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ to ‘The Outsiders,’ we take a look at the stellar career of the famed actor 

23 Reasons Why Siva Kaneswaran’s Face Is The Most Perfect Face In The History Of Faces

He’s the reason faces were invented.

This is Siva Kanaswaran. Siva is a singer and songwriter from the British band The Wanted. But most importantly, he's the owner of this fine, perfect, beautiful face that puts all other faces to shame.

This is Siva Kanaswaran. Siva is a singer and songwriter from the British band The Wanted. But most importantly, he's the owner of this fine, perfect, beautiful face that puts all other faces to shame.

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His face and eyebrows and nose and lips and teeth and skin basically belong in a museum of perfection.

His face and eyebrows and nose and lips and teeth and skin basically belong in a museum of perfection.

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His skin is so smooth, I can basically see myself in its beautiful reflection.

His skin is so smooth, I can basically see myself in its beautiful reflection.

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His jaw is so strong, it could literally break a boulder in half while simultaneously chopping down a 100-year old tree.

His jaw is so strong, it could literally break a boulder in half while simultaneously chopping down a 100-year old tree.

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Lana Del Ray Will Reportedly Sing At Kim Kardashian & Kanye West’s Wedding! Once Upon Their Dreams!

It’s almost time for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s lavish Italian nuptials…

But there is one thing missing from the extravagant line up — and that’s an AH-Mazing wedding singer!

And rumor has it, after denying a proposal performance, Lana Del Ray has agreed to lend her beautiful voice to the fancy …

Take A Walk Down Cole Sprouse’s Happy Trail, Don’t Forget Your Hiking Boots

Much happy, so trail.

Cole Sprouse, (not the Sprouse twin whose almost-nude pics leaked — that was Dylan) is now giving his brother a run for his money because he tweeted out these pics:

ME IRL:

ME IRL:


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Kevin Smith Making ‘Anti-Claus’ Christmas Krampus Movie

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Kevin Smith has found yet another alternative to such increasingly promising offerings as Clerks III and his supposed retirement. Following his walrus-based horror film Tusk, Smith will reportedly then write and direct Anti-Claus with the largely cross-over cast of Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez and Michael Parks. The film will once again take him into genre filmmaking beyond the genre of “Kevin Smith movie” to tell the story of the Krampus, Alpine folklore’s horrific, malevolent counterpart to old Saint Nick. He is their Madea Christmas, basically, and now he shall be ours. Hallelujer.

2014 Tribeca Film Festival – Closing Night Gala Premiere Of “Begin Again”

NEW YORK, NY – APRIL 26: Keira Knightley and Hailee Steinfeld attend the closing night gala premiere of "Begin… 

The Most Important People on The Internet: Zombie Jesus Edition

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to America’s magic mascot rising from the dead two thousand years ago because that’s literally how long we’ve been beating the zombie genre into the ground. Anyway, I’ve also got two long as shit comments that broke our gallery, so special thanks to Pierce Bronzetan and cmonreally for paying careful attention to Katherine Heigl‘s Duane Reade lawsuit and pointing out the goddamn ridiculousness of Kim Kardashian‘s Audrey Hepburn photo shoot respectively. May the Holy Bunny fill your Fallopian tubes with assorted eggs, candies, and those little birds made out of marshmallows. For as it is written.

Katherine Heigl

“Jesus, Mom! Of course, I don’t have to check where we are on this map! I’m Katherine Heigl! My big break came in 1999, when I was cast in a starring role on the teen science-fiction show Roswell which ran for three seasons. The part widened my exposure in Hollywood, and I filmed a variety of smaller projects during the show’s hiatus. After Roswell was canceled in 2002, I appeared in several made-for-TV movies, including a prequel to Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion and two Lifetime movies based on the Janet Oke novels Love’s Enduring Promise and Love Comes Softly. Between roles in independent and low-budget films (including Zyzzyx Road, which was released in 2006 to poor reviews, becoming infamously known as the lowest-grossing film in history), I filmed a pilot for a TV show about medical interns at a Seattle Hospital, which was eventually titled Grey’s Anatomy. Grey’s Anatomy premiered in March 2005 and immediately became a smash hit, elevating my and my co-stars’ profiles in Hollywood. I met with more success in 2006 and 2007: I was nominated for a Golden Globe, and then won an Emmy Award (best supporting actress) for my role as Dr. Isobel “Izzie” Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy. Additionally, I starred in the 2007 smash comedy hit Knocked Up alongside Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann, and finished the year by marrying fiancé Josh Kelley in Park City, Utah. Around this same time, I worked with YOU to start my own production company, Abishag Productions. I named the company after the female figure (Abishag) in the Robert Frost poem “Provide, Provide.” Even as my reputation as a diva spiraled out of control, I continued to meet with both professional and personal success. From 2008 to 2010, I headlined four romantic comedies: 27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth, Killers and Life as We Know It. So, yes, I think I fucking know where we are!”

Said Pierce Bronzetan on The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.14.14

Kim Kardashian Audrey Hepburn

‘Audrey Hepburn – Talented woman who helped the Dutch Resistance during WWII, and who devoted a good portion of her life to UNICEF.

Kim Kardashian – Got pissed on, had two large mixing bowls implanted into her ass cheeks, brow beat the editor of Vogue into giving her a cover, has absolutely no soul.

Sure, I can see the resemblance.’

Said cmonreally on The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

[See you dickheads on Monday once I've fully sated myself with creme eggs. - SW]

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