Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.
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Fainting can be a lifesaver
Jennifer Aniston has been seeing a confidence counsellor to prepare her for being in the same room as Brad and Angelina at George Clooney's wedding. She's still not over Brad even though she has some sort of fiancé now. Sad. But save your money Jen, …
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Shaggy Bob From Jennifer Aniston's Stylist
Hayden Panettiere was spotted on her makeup artist Amy Oresman's Instagram with a freshly chopped, sassy bob makeover! Her hair was cut by Jennifer Aniston's hairstylist, Chris McMillan. The 'Nashville' star cut off a few inches more from her …
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'It Would Be The Next Jennifer Aniston': Celebrity Hair Dresser Lee Stafford …
When EntertainmentWise caught up with the hair icon, Lee said that if Kate adopted a bob haircut, the look would be what he describes as "the Jennifer Aniston", meaning women the world over will be begging for the same cut. Lee said: "It's quite an …
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Super duper famous.
This one is pretty obvious. He's been in several (maybe more) movies and also has a family with another famous person.
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It's easy to think of who this man is when people say his name.
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Incredibly famous, would definitely be spotted on the street as a famous person.
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Another obvious one, everyone knows Bobby D.
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As one of the most powerful pop music forces on earth, Jennifer Lopez knows how to whip an audience into a frenzy.
And on Friday (June 20) the “Waiting for Tonight” singer showed up on stage in Central Park for a very special performance on “Good Morning America.”
Lopez worked the crowd in her stunning metallic dress with safety pin accents, which just so happened to show off her tremendously toned legs.
Of her new release AKA, J. Lo explained, “The message of the album is definitely about strength for sure, and about growing up and learning things and getting better and better with each experience.”
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After catching up with a friend, Hilary Duff stepped out in Los Angeles, CA on Wednesday (May 13).
The former Disney Channel actress rocked a pair of denim shorts with a striped top and hat as she made her way back to her parked car, ignored the always-present shutterbugs.
As previously reported by GossipCenter, Miss Duff is getting ready to release her new studio album and recently shared a snapshot from the studio.
While posing with Ed Sheeran, the blonde beauty wrote, “Soooo this happened and was pretty cool. W/@edsheeran recording tonight.”
Jane Lynch Brings Tears To Our Eyes In A Touching Video About Perseverance! Watch It Got Better HERE!
Grab your box of Kleenex, boys and girls, because the tears are about to start flowing!!
Glorious Glee goddess Jane Lynch sat down with the fabulous folks behind the It Gets Better project to discuss the second act of her life. Living as a lesbian woman in an often intolerant world …
Wild speculation about the elevator fight and more in today’s gossip roundup!
Here's a roundup of more updates (read: theories) on the Beyoncé/Solange/Jay Z mess. (Can you believe just one month ago the sisters were dancing at Coachella, happy as ever?) Recent developments in mass speculation include….
• Jay ditching Bey to go to Rihanna's after-party.
• A claim that Bey and Jay are “used to” this type of behavior from Solange.
• Solange deleting all photos of Beyoncé from her Instagram.
• This verse Instagrammed by Bey the morning after the incident.
• Rachel Roy being yelled at by Solange before the elevator incident.
• Wendy Williams thinks Jay hooked up with Rachel Roy back in the day and bragged about it at the Met Gala.
• A report that Beyoncé stormed out of Roberta's pizza place on Saturday night.
• Bey and Jay sitting courtside at last night's Brooklyn Nets game.
• A fake Twitter response from Solange.
…and that brings us up to date!
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In news about other former members of Destiny's Child… Kelly Rowland got secretly married over the weekend! She married Tim Witherspoon in a “quick” and “simple” wedding in Costa Rica. (And yes, before you even ask: Beyoncé was there.)
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Alec Baldwin was arrested today in New York City for riding his bike in the wrong direction without any ID on him.
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Well, here's the first image of Ben Affleck as Batman.