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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo from Leonardo DiCaprio who amazingly didn’t Krav Maga the little bastard. Then again, poison has always been Leo’s game… Us Magazine reports:
“Bieber went to say ‘Hi’ to Leonardo DiCaprio,” an eyewitness tells Us. “Leo was sitting next to Orlando. Bieber reached out his hand to shake Orlando’s hand and Orlando just looked at him and avoided him.”
After getting snubbed by the 37-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean actor, the “Boyfriend” singer, 20, blurted to Bloom, according to the source, “Tell Miranda ‘What’s up.’” …
Bloom apparently did not appreciate Bieber’s comment, and took a swipe at the singer. “Bieber ducked the punch,” says another insider. “He didn’t get hit. Justin’s boys eventually jumped in and got him away.”
Since then, Bieber has posted another taunting photo on Instagram (above) except this one he’s actually leaving up because his bodyguards already checked under the bed for monsters and anyone who wants to give him an ouchie. He’s unstoppable now.
Photos: Splash News
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.
Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1
- Photo Boy
Jennifer Aniston paparazzo arrested while trying to snap pics of actress
An eager photographer was arrested in West Hollywood on Tuesday, after attempting to get snaps of Jennifer Aniston as the actress dined at Madeo restaurant. West Hollywood police authorities nabbed the shutterbug after a call was placed from the …
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Jennifer Aniston Opens Up About Fiancé Justin Theroux: 'He's Just So Beautiful …
The typically reserved Jennifer Aniston could not contain her adoration for fiancé Justin Theroux during a Details dinner in his honour this week. Speaking with Women's Wear Daily, the a-lister gushed about her soon-to-be husband, who graces the August …
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VIDEO: Jennifer Aniston's Car Damaged After Friends Dinner Reunion
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow caused a paparazzi frenzy on Wednesday when they had a mini “Friends” reunion at Craig's restaurant in Los Angeles. VIDEO BELOW. Photographers swarmed Aniston's chauffeured Mercedes as it left the …
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The Maroon 5 frontman married Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo this weekend.
I know your insides are feeling so hollow and it's a hard pill for you to swallow but everyone's favorite romantic rocker is off the market.
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine married Namibian model Behati Prinsloo in Los Cabos, Mexico on Saturday.
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The lovebirds were joined by over 300 guests and the ceremony was reportedly officiated by Jonah Hill(!)
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Prinsloo wore a custom Marchesa gown and many of her bridesmaids were Victoria's Secret models. No word yet if Levine's other Angel ex's, Angela Belotte and Anne Vyalitsyna, were in attendance. Levine's best man was his Maroon 5 keyboardist Jesse Carmichael and the couple walked down the aisle as one of Levine's guitarists played for them.
Guests including Robert Downey Jr., Jason Segel, Erin Heatherton, and Candice Swanepoel were treated to a performance by Stevie Nicks and Levine at the reception. The bride even got up to sing a Bright Eyes song herself.
In lieu of gifts, the couple asked guests to donate to Children's Hospital of Los Angeles.
The newlyweds are reportedly heading to South Africa for a honeymoon and party for the members of Prinsloo's family that were unable to make the journey to Mexico.
Marketing descriptions of Zooey Deschanel will finally be linguistically accurate thanks to terrible lexicon Collins English Dictionary. Following a Twitter contest–the benchmark for vocabulary validity if there ever was one–the dictionary recently decided that New Girl tagline “adorkable” should officially be part of the English language. The manufactured word will now be listed ahead of “adorable” as also an actual word defined as “socially inept or unfashionable in a charming or endearing way.” The etymology will apparently be credited to Fox executive vice president of marketing and communications, Shannon Ryan, who’s also reportedly responsible for similarly manufacturing the portmanteau “celebutante.” Is it too early to crown her the new Shakespeare?
We hope this happens! We’d love to hear some new music from this lady!
Iggy Azalea recently appeared on Capital XTRA and announced that she is planning to re-release her album The New Classic sometime in September!
In fact she mentioned it would be released around the time when her Shepherd’s …
They’re still not major movie stars, but if the cast members of “About Alex” keep making quality flicks like this, they soon will be.
According to the synopsis, “’About Alex’ is the story of seven college friends who reunite over a three-day weekend, after one of them attempts suicide. When the friends get together to keep an eye on Alex, the weekend that ensues will renew old crushes and resentments, shine light on bad decisions, and ultimately push friendships and relationships to the brink as the group tries to speculate when the simple life of their college years turned so muddy and complex.”
“Sometimes irreverent, sometimes poetic, and always moving, ‘About Alex’ is a searingly honest look at the changing nature of adult friendship in the Facebook/Twitter generation.”