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Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul: I read in Read More …

Whether you do it on the big screen or at a stranger’s house party you’ve crashed, people come looking for you once you’ve shat in a sink. Ever since Bridesmaids, Melissa McCarthy has been in high demand as a comic co-star, first getting recruited to play a romantic interest of Jon Hamm, then taking a role alongside Jason Bateman, and now Chris Rock is looking to set up a dysfunctional, stereotyped relationship with her in a new film.

Says the L.A. Times:

“I’m trying to romance her,” Rock said, taking a break last week at a Park City, Utah. The comedian is writing a new untitled script, he said, in which he envisions the “Bridesmaids” breakout playing his wife as the pair indulge in some boisterous dysfunction — a “Jerry Springer couple,” as Rock put it. He said he hopes to persuade the comedic actress to come aboard, and has made some inroads.

McCarthy next appears in Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up spin-off, This is Forty–that is, unless you count seeing her on Mike & Molly, which is somehow still airing with her and fat jokes in the lead roles. Melissa McCarthy’s agent, you should probably get her off that.

While I personally believe it’s the ability to assume the body of a griffin and rain fire upon her enemies, it’s often been said that Madonna‘s greatest strength is her ego. And after reading her latest interview with Newsweek, I’m inclined to agree with whatever wise prophets made such a proclamation from their enchanted fortress Read More …

Stripping down for a cause she feels very passionate about, Penelope Cruz is the latest celebrity to be tapped for PETA’s newest ad campaign.

The “Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides” beauty’s ‘Give Fur the Cold Shoulder’ billboard is set to debut today (February 1) near New York City’s Penn Station.

PETA’s Senior VP Lisa Lange released a statement to UsWeekly, saying, “Penelope has appeared on every ‘best-dressed’ list in the world, and the one thing you’ll never see her wearing is fur.”

“PETA couldn’t ask for a more fitting emblem of the modern, glamorous woman who knows that there’s nothing more beautiful than a woman who has a look that kills without anyone having to die for it,” the statement went on to say.

Moments from every episode of Doctor Who, from 1963 to the present, collected in a single video. Nearly half a century of science fiction distilled and bottled into ten minutes and eleven Time Lords. After viewing, please seal this away in a time capsule, so that future generations may know what fucking losers we were.

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