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Saturday Night Live‘s 40th anniversary is coming up, and they’ve decided against making it just a small, private affair of just Lorne Michaels and Chris Kattan splitting a nice bottle of wine. NBC has announced that the long-running series is getting a three-hour live special, to be filled with cast members new and old, special guests, and memorable musical acts from the show’s history. The exact lineup has yet to be determined and announced, but there’s still plenty of time: the show won’t air until Sunday, February 15, 2015. Can’t wait to see Adam Sandler reprise Opera Man in basketball shorts!
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to America’s magic mascot rising from the dead two thousand years ago because that’s literally how long we’ve been beating the zombie genre into the ground. Anyway, I’ve also got two long as shit comments that broke our gallery, so special thanks to Pierce Bronzetan and cmonreally for paying careful attention to Katherine Heigl‘s Duane Reade lawsuit and pointing out the goddamn ridiculousness of Kim Kardashian‘s Audrey Hepburn photo shoot respectively. May the Holy Bunny fill your Fallopian tubes with assorted eggs, candies, and those little birds made out of marshmallows. For as it is written.
“Jesus, Mom! Of course, I don’t have to check where we are on this map! I’m Katherine Heigl! My big break came in 1999, when I was cast in a starring role on the teen science-fiction show Roswell which ran for three seasons. The part widened my exposure in Hollywood, and I filmed a variety of smaller projects during
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Just when you thought Pharrell couldn’t be any more ubiquitous, he’s back already with a soundtrack follow-up to Happy called Here. Pharrell worked with composed Hans Zimmer and former Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr on music for the film, but according to HipHop-N-More, this is a solo track from the musician/producer.
While Pharrell’s last couple huge hits have been fun, good-time efforts, this is not. This must be played when Spider-Man is having a slow dance at his senior prom, because that is the only place I can imagine hearing this song. Or maybe in a GPS commercial, because for some reason there’s the line “let’s get new GPSs.” This guy is such a spendthrift when it comes to large hats and global positioning systems.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard that you love us, so you can come live in our kickass tree fort when you die. Seriously dad, thanks for not doing that, I mean, you’d have to be a real sadist to pull some shit like that on your own kid.
So enjoy Michael Douglas getting photobombed, Jon Hamm and the easiest ‘objects may be larger than they appear’ joke opportunity ever, and the tremendous run of random butts starting here that I shoved into this thing because resurrecting boners is a passion I take seriously.
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