The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.

Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1

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Adele: Live at the Royal Albert Hall (DVD, 2011, 2-Disc Set, Clean; DVD/CD)

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Hercules — $29.8M

Dwayne Johnson stars as the son of Zeus in this Brett Ratner-directed adaptation of Steve Moore’s Radical Comics graphic novel The Thracian Wars. As the story opens, a haunted Hercules (Johnson) travels Greece with his five loyal companions, capitalizing on his heroic reputation by selling his services for gold. When a malevolent warlord threatens to thrust the kingdom of Thrace into chaos, however, its desperate ruler and his daughter turn to Hercules to restore the peace. In order to succeed, Hercules must… [more]

Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett Team Up for “Cheek To Cheek” in NYC

Preparing for the enchanting evening ahead, Lady Gaga showed up at Jazz at Lincoln Center last night (July 28) to join forces with Tony Bennett and tape an upcoming special called “Cheek to Cheek Live.”

Accompanied by her grandmother Ronnie Bissett, Mother Monster was elegant in a black dress that showed off plenty of cleavage as she posed for photos with the legendary jazz singer.

“Cheek to Cheek Live” will air on PBS on October 24th, featuring selections from Gaga and Bennett’s collaboration album of the same name.

Tony told press, “The reason I chose to do (this project) with her is to show how wonderful she really sings. She’s so uninhibited and talented, and has a wonderful talent of knowing how to improvise very well. She’s really a great American singer.”

“There might be 60 years between me and Tony, but there’s no distance between us when we sing jazz. He calls me ‘Lady,’ and when I walk in the room, he stands up and so do all his friends. It’s really of another time, and I hope with this music we can bring back that sentiment of love, kindness and joy that I’m getting to

Madonna The Eighties (Rare French/English Biodiscography Book)

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Mariah Carey Shows Skin at the Spa

She may be the selfie queen of Tinseltown and even when she’s in relaxation mode, Mariah Carey takes plenty of photos.

On Sunday, the 44-year-old “Dreamlover” dame took a trip to the spa, sporting a cleavage-baring black tank top with a pink skirt and black heels.

And along with several Instagram shots, Carey added captions like, “Having a butterfly tea party at the spa!” and, “relaxing at the spa after a long day at work with Big Jim Wright!”

In real estate news, Mariah and her husband Nick Cannon recently sold their Bel Air home for $ 10 million, though they still own property on Windermere Island, Bahamas and New York City.

HyunA's 7 Best Video Moments: From Psy Collaborations to "Bubble Pop!"

HyunA's 7 Best Video Moments: From Psy Collaborations to "Bubble Pop!"
HyunA's 7 Best Video Moments: From Psy Collaborations to "Bubble Pop!" The viral K-pop star will probably break YouTube when she unleashes her new "Red" video on Sunday, so take a look back at her videos that have clocked millions of views!

R&B singer SoMo arrested on drug charge
Republic signed SoMo in the fall of 2013, adding him to a stable that includes artists Drake, ZZ Top and PSY, just to name a few. SoMo's 2012 single, “Ride,” was certified Gold by the RIAA in April. The track was featured on his self-titled debut album.
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Dàn sao khủng nô nức tới dự đám cưới Park Ji Sung
Hiện tượng Youtube – Psy với điệu nhảy cưỡi ngựa Gangnam Style cũng có mặt. Psy, Gus Hiddink. Psy chụp hình cùng HLV Hiddink – cựu HLV từng dẫn dắt tuyển Hàn Quốc tại World Cup 2002. Dàn sao khủng nô nức tới dự đám cưới Park Ji Sung. Nữ diễn …
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Tom Hardy & Charlize Theron Get Up In Your Grill In The Intense First Trailer For Mad Max: Fury Road! Watch HERE!

When we first heard they were making another Mad Max movie, we couldn’t believe it!

But after seeing Tom Hardy as a road warrior and Charlize Theron as his badass, robot-armed buddy we’re starting to forget there ever was a Mel Gibson!

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Comic-Con Day 2: I’m In Love With A Giant

Welcome to Day Two of our Comic-Con coverage which I’m telling myself will justify beefing this Friday to go see Guardians of The Galaxy and spending way too long writing a dick-joke laden review of it. Lies are fun. Anyway, let’s get to it. I’ve still got Most Important People to put up when I should be on the couch replenishing my word juice.

Game of Thrones

To the surprise of no one, the Game of Thrones panel fucking killed which usually happens when you bring an actual giant woman who looks remarkably good dolled up. I would hire Sherpas and somehow hit that. I’m still working out the logistics. *doodles a crude series of lifts and pulleys* Oh, and they also brought a blooper reel from Season 4 which exploded the Internet’s dick off. Probably because it contains this:

Peter Dinklage Dancing

No, I’m not crying. *wipes tears* There’s a water leak in my house. Shut up.


I’ve yet to sit down and watch this show, but everyone

Lucy — $44M

Morgan Freeman and Scarlett Johansson headline this EuropaCorp/TF1 Films co-production directed by Luc Besson, and released by Universal Pictures. The story centers on a woman (Johansson) who falls prey to sinister underworld forces, but who gains superhuman abilities that allow her to strike back at her oppressors. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi [more]